Welcome to the finest Sunday of the year, NFL opening day! My god do we have a slate in store and it couldn’t come at a better time as I’m unbelievably hot right now. Now more than ever I am needed, follow me to the fountain of money. LET’S RIDE!
Eagles vs. Washington
This is one of my locks of the day, the Eagles will not lose this game. I’m taking the ML and spread at -6 points. I know the Eagles are banged up, but they are just so much better and I don’t believe the Washington Football Team will be able to contain Carson Wentz.
Jets vs. Bills
My second lock of the day is the Bills, they are just too much of a mismatch for the Jets. I’m taking the Bills ML and Bills spread -6.5. The Bills added a legit WR1 in Diggs and that should terrify the NFL, because now they are a real threat offensively along with one of the best defenses in the league.
Packers vs. Vikings
The Packers are coming in considered underdogs against the Vikings and I couldn’t be more intrigued. I am one of the biggest Rodgers haters in the world, but I’m looking for him to go on a middle finger tour this season and that starts in Minnesota where the Vikings will be missing their star WR from previous seasons, in Diggs, after trading him to Buffalo. Plus the Packers drafted a QB, Jordan Love, and that should light a fire under Rodgers ass. I’m taking Packers as the underdogs ML +120
Dolphins vs. Patriots
The Cam Newton Era is upon us, this is the ultimate revenge tour for not only Cam Newton, but also the Patriots, as they are playing without the greatest QB of all time for the first time in 20 years. Bill Belichick wins with whoever he’s got at QB and now he’s got the most dynamic QB he’s ever had. I’m very excited to see how Belichick uses Newton. I’m taking Pats money line.
Steelers vs. Giants
I’m very high on the new look Giants this year under Joe Judge, I believe this offense is gonna be dynamic. That being said I’m taking the Steelers ML, I just think that Steelers defense along with a formidable offense, with Big Ben once again at the helm, will be too much for the Giants.
Get all these picks in now! Let’s strap up for war and go win some money, because that’s what we do here… we win some damn money! LET’S RIDE!!!
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