Samara and Andrew break down the Celtics 112-109 loss to Miami in Game 4 of the ECF, give their picks of the week for Week 3 of the NFL, and discuss fantasy football woes.
I’m up so unbelievably big right now it’s unfair… my bookie had to get a loan to pay me! I’m the definition of a gambling God, that dodgeball scene in Billy Madison is the only way to describe my relationship with bookies, I’m just straight up murdering them. The Celtics are back tonight and that means I’m back big time.
We’re soooooo back right now! Last night our pick percentage was .500, but that doesn’t tell the whole story. We hit big time on a parlay that got clinched by one point on a garbage time TD, by Houston, making it a huge night for the boys. We’re gonna stay hot again tonight, this slate is calling my name, SO HARD! Let’s Ride!
Last night was brutal for the brand. We got absolutely hosed by the referees in the Celtics game, the under and Celtics money line were locked in, but then Kemba didn’t get a foul call after being demolished with 2 seconds left and then they gave Toronto a timeout during a clear jump ball, that would’ve given the Celtics another shot. Fortunately, there is no time to dwell anymore, we have to brush it off and get ready to dominate today! Today is the day, we’re gonna dominate this slate, because that’s what we do!
Say it with me now, 7 and 0, that’s right people, 7 and 0. “Why are we starting with an English lesson?” you might ask. Well, that just so happens to be my record yesterday. That’s right after a bad day, I am once again the hottest gambler on the planet Earth… maybe even the Galaxy. Who am I too say? All I can say is that if you were not taking my picks before you better be taking them now! If you still aren’t on board you’re once again passing up FREE MONEY. Don’t be a fool, be rich. LET’S RIDE!
After a day off I have been revived and I returned to bring my people the picks they need to get rich. These picks are so golden today not even Stephen A. Smith could find a spin zone to call them bad picks. I’ve yet to wrong you all with my picks and I’m most certainly not gonna start now, when the money’s never been more free! Let’s RIDE!!!